Assateague State Park

Assateague State Park

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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Can you hear me now?

I'll be back from vacation on Thursday.

Until then, give Jesus a hug and let him know you love Him.

Ah, I Just Love The Smell Of Napalm Mixed With The Stench Of Fat White Sweaty Tourists Burning On The Beach

It's hard to believe that it's that time of year once again for my annual trek to Ocean City, Maryland.

I'll look forward to sharing some photographs and videos of my adventures upon my return.

In the meantime, please keep yourself entertained by viewing and listening to my video playlist that is officially approved by Jesus Christ for your entertainment pleasure.

Peace, love...with a little bit of hate sprinkled on top.

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The Right Reverend James W. Bailey Is America's ONLY Artist Openly Critical Of President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama

...let the mock times with these liberal fools continue.

"Mr. President, first you took over the nation's banks, then you took over the nation's automobile industry, and with today's takeover of Major League Baseball, that completes your hostile takeover of America's Holy Trinity of Sports - the NBA, the NFL and MLB - so, the burning question that's on the mind of every American sports fans is this: what's next?"

"NASCAR. My administration is gonna take over NASCAR. There simply aren't enough angry white gun totin' Bible thumpin hillbilly Confederate dipshits being born in America today to sustain NASCAR in the future. So, we're gonna reinvent NASCAR. We're gonna hiphopitize it and pimpasize it. We're gonna attract a new generation of NASCAR fans to the sport by slappin' some Kool Filter Kings and 40 oz. Malt Liquor logos on those damn cars. We're gonna breakdown the gender barriers at NASCAR by putting some big booty black girls in hot pants in the pit crews. The main thing we're gonna do is get rid of those white cracker drivers with Southern accents. Our new brother-friendly NASCAR will be speed driven by young black men that walk and talk like 50 Cent."

Dolly Sods

Dolly Sods

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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Richard Walton, the District Attorney, was a great believer in eugenics.

"These poor souls are ill-born. If the mystery of birth were understood, crime would be wiped out."

It was a great disappointment to the District Attorney that his wife was childless.

Never dreaming that it was her fault, her husband concealed his disappointment.

The visits of his sister were a source of pleasure to Walton.

Walton's sister had contracted an eugenic marriage and her first child was a source of great interest.

About this time a case came totrial that greatly interested the District Attorney.

"I am accused of distributingindecent literature because Iadvocate birth regulation. The law should help instead of hinder me."

"My work among the poor often takes me to the slums."

"These conditions prove to me the necessity of world-wide enlightenment on the subject of birth control."

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The Right Reverend James W. Bailey Is America's ONLY Artist Openly Critical Of President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama

...let the mock times with these liberal fools continue.

"Look, Hillary, we keep going 'round n' 'round about why you aren't front and center on my foreign policy. You've gotta get with the program and do a major makeover. I mean, come on, take a good look at yourself in your vain...uh, vanity mirror. You look like a one of those Harry Potter dyke elf caracters that buys her pant suits at the Diagon Alley Wal-Mart. How in the hell can I put you face-to-face with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad when the dude is gonna be scared shitless that you're gonna cast a spell and turn him into a dung beetle."

"Talk to the hand, bitch. Sectum Sempra, Gumby."

Dolly Sods In 360

Dolly Sods In 360

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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Behind the great portals of Eternity, the souls of little children waited to be born.

Within the first space was the great army of "chance" children.

They went forth to earth in vast numbers.

Then came those sad, "un-wanted" souls, that were constantly sent back.

They were marked morally or physically defective and bore the sign of the serpent.

And then in the secret place of the Most High were those souls, fine and strong, that were sent forth only on prayer.

They weremarked with the approval of the Almighty.

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The Right Reverend James W. Bailey Is America's ONLY Artist Openly Critical Of President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama

...let the mock times with these liberal fools continue.

"Now...let me address this vicious rumour that's circulating in the celebrity Perez Hilton press that the remains of Michelle's father is one of the unfortunate bodies that's been desecreated at Burr Oak Cemetery in Chicago. Let me just say that it's disgusting that some of y'all in the press corp, and you know who you are, would start this mean rumour in the first place. Y'all ought to be ashamed of yourselves."

"Mr. President, the First Lady's Communications Director started the rumour. Isn't that correct, Mrs. Obama? Didn't Michelle Johnston, your Communications Director, correct herself and issue a new statement confirming that your father is not buried at Burr Oak Cemetery, as she originally stated, but at Linclon Cemetery?"

"Let me interrupt my husband for a moment and try and explain this matter..."

"Whoa! Baby, are you NOW about to tell me that your daddy's dead?! For real?! I thought he was still in prison serving time for armed robbbery. Just where the hell is your daddy, girl?"

"Barack, I'll have my Communications Director send you an update."

Approaching Bear Rocks Nature Preserve @ Dolly Sods

Approaching Bear Rocks Nature Preserve @ Dolly Sods

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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"What does the world, told a truth, but lie the more" -Browning

The Gates of Truth

The congregation of a modern church after a sermon on 'Hypocrisy.'

The text of my sermon this morning is taken from the twenty-third chapter of Matthew, twenty-eighth verse.

"Even so, ye outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity."

"Woe unto ye scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites, because ye build thetombs of the prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the righteous."

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The Right Reverend James W. Bailey Is America's ONLY Artist Openly Critical Of President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama

...let the mock times with these liberal fools continue.

"You say the air conditioner in your brand new Buick Enclave isn't working? Shit, negro, why the hell are calling me about that problem?!"

"Mr. President, I'm not a negro. This is Steven Rattner. Your former car czar. I'm a white nerd. You said you'd back GM warranties. I'm hoping you can help me get my car fixed."

"No problem, son. Just drop it off at the White House garage. I'll have Julio take a look at it."

Freedom Memorial Park @ Strasburg, Virginia

I hope you've enjoyed viewing the slideshows of photographs taken during my July 4th weekend flyfishing/hiking trip to Canaan Valley, West Virginia.

The road home from Canaan Valley, West Virginia took me through Strasburg, Virginia, home of the Freedom Memorial Park.

The crosses and American flags of Freedom Memorial Park dominate the skyline at the intersection of I-66 and I-81.

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About Freedom Memorial Park

Prominently, visually situated in Virginia’s Shenandoah Valley in the center of Interstate 81 at Exit 296, Freedom Memorial Park is the stunning new landmark that currently features 3 crosses, the largest structures of their kind on the East Coast, engineered to 150 feet in height and 2 U.S. flags rising to 120 feet in height.

Just a short drive west of the nation’s capital, Freedom Memorial Park is rapidly becoming known as a one-of-a-kind landmark and point of interest. The crosses and flags, erected in 2007, are the centerpiece of what is planned for Freedom Memorial Park overlooking the backdrop of the beautiful Shenandoah Valley and captivating the attention of motorists along Interstate 81 and strategic points of visibility in 3 counties.

Freedom Memorial Park is currently under development and will continue to take shape throughout the coming months. Upon completion, Freedom Memorial Park will include gardens, reflection pools, fountains, as well as numerous paths and landscaped walkways showcasing engraved commemorative bricks and memorial walls honoring friends and loved ones. Each of these elements will combine to create a setting that will foster renewed hope, healing and reconciliation to the human spirit. The memorial was conceived and is designed to be a place where everyone, regardless of age, background, culture and faith, may come to reflect, to remember, to pay tribute and to honor.

Michael Jackson's Last Words To Dr. Arnold Klein: "If they take my Diprivan I'll have to set my wig on fire."

Is it just me, or have you also noticed that Michael Jackson's dermatologist, and the sperm donor of the King of Merry Cherry Child Poppin' Perverts's creepy clone children, looks and sounds a lot like...

..freakin' Milton Waddams???!!!

It just keeps getting stranger and stranger.

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"I will say, then, that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races [applause]: that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of making voters or jurors of negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will for ever forbid the two races living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I, as much as any other man, am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race." -- Reply by Abraham Lincoln to Stephen A. Douglas in the first joint debate, Ottowa, IL; 21 Aug 1858

"I have never seen to my knowledge a man, woman, or child who was in favor of producing a perfect equality, social or political, between Negroes and white men." Opening speech, fourth joint debate with Douglas, Charleston, IL; 18 Sep 1858

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up and shake off the existing government and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable, a most sacred right, which we hope and believe is to liberate the world. Nor is this right confined to cases in which the whole people of an existing government, may choose to exercise it. Any portion of such people that can, may revolutionize, and make their own, of so much territory as they inhabit." -- Abraham Lincoln

"I have no purpose, directly or indirectly, to interfere with the institution of slavery." - First Inaugural Address

"I am a little uneasy about the abolishment of slavery in this District (of Columbia)." - To Horace Greeley

"If I could save the Union without freeing any slaves, I would do it." - To Horace Greeley

"What I would most desire would be the separation of the white and black races." From a speech in Springfield, IL; 17 July 1858

"Such separation ... must be effected by colonization ... to transfer the African to his native clime, and we shall find a way to do it, however great the task may be." - From a speech delivered in Springfield, IL; 26 June, 1857

"The [Emancipation] proclamation has no constitutional or legal justification except as a war measure." - Letter to Sec. of Treas. Salmon P. Chase; 3 Sep 1863

"The suspension of the habeas corpus was for the purpose that men may be arrested and held in prison who cannot be proved guilty of any defined crime." -- Abraham Lincoln

Hold On! Just Because Obama Checks Out A Fine Lookin' Woman's Hot Ass Doesn't Mean He's Not Gay!

I love the expression on Sarkozy's face.

You can so read what he's thinking:

"Hmmm...maybe Putin's wrong about this guy. Maybe Obama IS straight, or bisexual, at least. I wonder if I should break it to him that I've already tapped that young ass?"

What Obama's thinking while drooling all over that Brazilian booty is harder to read, since I don't have a TelePromTer decoder ring:

"Hot damn!!! Tail to the chief!!! That girl's only 16-years old???!!! Lordy, I'm really feelin' the presidential pressures that give rise to Clinton Blue Balls Syndrome!!!"

Whether he's gay or straight, I'll at least give it up to Obama for recognizing an ass the deserves to be saluted.

I suspect you'll never catch Obama eyeing Sotomayor's big chunky cellulite-loaded caboose.

But there are men who will, yes, Lord, there are men who will.

As a matter of fact, I suspect that there are more than one or two old me-so-horny white dudes sitting on the U.S. Supreme Court that respect a big brown booty loaded up with cottage cheese.

Canaan Valley National Wildlife Refuge - Canaan Valley State Park

I wanted to share with you this week some slideshows I put together of photographs taken during my July 4th weekend flyfishing/hiking trip to Canaan Valley, West Virginia.

I hope you enjoy them.

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Canaan Valley National Wildlife Refuge

Canaan Valley NWR is a "refuge in progress" which currently consists of 1400 acres, acquisition is continuing. The boundary includes 24,000 acres and includes most of the wetlands and unique habitats in Canaan Valley.

The Valley is 14 miles long and 3 miles wide, the highest valley of its size east of the Rockies. Climate and habitats are typical of areas much further north, and the plants and animals are unusual for the latitude. Many Valley species are at or near the southernmost edge of their ranges. Drained by the Blackwater River and its tributaries, Canaan Valley contains the largest freshwater wetland area in West Virginia and the central and southern Appalachians.

More than 580 plant species are known, and there are 40 distinct plant communities, including swamp forests, alder thickets, marshes and bogs. These habitats support equally diverse wildlife populations, with 290 species of vertebrates known to occur.

Nationally recognized as a breeding and fall migration area for the American woodcock, the Refuge area also supports many other migratory bird species. The Valley supports two listed species--the threatened Cheat Mountain salamander and the endangered northern Virginia flying squirrel.

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The Right Reverend James W. Bailey Is America's ONLY Artist Openly Critical Of President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama

...let the mock times with these liberal fools continue.

"Bless you, my child. Your share of America's debt is $37,500. Go forth and work your ass off unto the grave."

"You put me out in Denver cause I wouldn’t suck your dick. You put me out in Denver!"

Damn. The above smells like some crack pipe lyrics exhaled from a Lily Allen song!

Well, shit, I don't blame Marion Barry for putting the bitch out in Denver.

Hell, the bitch was only in Denver to begin with because Marion Barry was generous enough to include the bitch on HIS taxpayer-funded tab.

A bitch that gets a free trip to Denver ought to at least be willing to suck the man's dick who made the free vacation possible, don't you think?

I mean, doesn't every liberal ghetto democratic politician think so?

Look, it's not like Marion Barry was asking this bitch to go ass-to-mouth.

Leave Marion Barry the fuck alone.
Marion Barry is the best argument in the world for denying the liberal dipshits of Washington, D.C. the right to vote.

This one is for you, bitch!

Oh, I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed

I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head

Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me

Maybe I'm just overreacting, maybe you're the one for me

there's just one thing that's getting in the way

when we go up to bed you're just not good it's such a shame

I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

and then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

An Open Letter To President Obama From A Concerned Citizen Who Cares About The Preservation Of America's National Parks

Dear President Obama,

Please authorize military snipers to track down and execute every liberal scumbag Greenpeace mutherfucker determined by a secret military commission to be responsible for defacing Mount Rushmore.

Regarding those invididuals who are found responsible for covering your bloviating mug in toilet paper, please consider awarding them the Presidential Medal of Freedom.



Sincerely,

The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama Doesn't Care About White People

Which is why he decided to skip the Michael Jackson Memorial Ceremony in favor of tossing Vladimir Putin's salad:

Mr. Obama talked of “the extraordinary work that you’ve done on behalf of the Russian people.”

Yes, the extraordinary work Putin has done on behalf of the Russian people would certainly include bombing the shit out of Georgia.

Remember the 2008 South Ossetia war?

No?

Well, that's probably because you, like most other white guilt Americans, were too busy at the time tracking Michael Jackson's downward spiral on TMZ.com.

White guilt people in America have better things to do with their time than keep track of innocent people in foreign lands being rapped, tortured and murdered by brutal dictators.

Which is why white guilt America elected Obama.

Because white guilt America would rather celebrate the images of Obama kissing the asses of the world's worst dictators, rather than have its moral conscience pricked by images of the dead victims lying in the streets of these same brutal dictators.

White guilt America can't get enough of the images of dead Michael Jackson.

By the time Obama sits down with Iran's brutal maniacal anti-Semitic leader, the memories of Iran's dead in the streets will be but a distant pop video memory for most of white guilt America.

Monongahela National Forest - Spruce Knob

I wanted to share with you this week some slideshows I put together of photographs taken during my July 4th weekend flyfishing/hiking trip to Canaan Valley, West Virginia.

I hope you enjoy them.

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Monongahela National Forest

Spruce Knob

At 4,863 feet above sea level, Spruce Knob is West Virginia's highest peak. From this rugged alpine peak, you can view grassy openings and pastures or look down on forested ridges as far as the eye can see.

The vegetation here has adapted to a harsh environment. One-sided red spruce deformed by constant exposure to strong westerly winds cling to the high rocky ridges. Blueberry and huckleberry plants hug the ground. Mountain ash dot the landscape and brighten autumn days with brilliant foliage. From May through July, the flowers of azaleas, mountain laurel and rhododendron appear. Hardwood forest of beech, birch, maple and cherry cover the lower elevations.

The severe climate here means that cold fogs and strong winds can occur even in summer. Snow covers much of the area during winter months and roads are sometimes closed, or passable only with four-wheel drive vehicles.

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The Right Reverend James W. Bailey Is America's ONLY Artist Openly Critical Of President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama

...let the mock times with these liberal fools continue.

"Come on, kid, keep rolling your share of the American debt up the goddamn hill."

"But, Mr. President, I'm only three-years old and this is a heavy debt load to roll."

"Quite whining like a little bitch, kid. Your share of the American debt is only $37,500. Put you back into it."

R.I.P. Michael Jackson: Only In America Can A Poor Black Boy With A Beautiful Afro...

...Grow Up To Be A Rich Pasty White Bald Woman With A Pair Of Pamela Anderson Boobs

Since Michael Jackson was 87.5% plastic, I propose that we melt his body down and make a toy out of him that can be put on permanent display at the Neverland Carousel Clown Face Camp For Sexually Abused Children.