Thursday, November 03, 2005

True Defenders of the Craft: Drawings by Warren Craghead

"My family and I are huge fans of Warren's work. Although I will not be able to personally attend Warren's opening (I'm currently swamped with propogandizing my family values on Capitol Hill among my conservative friends), my frigid wife, my bi-sexual son and my tramp daugther will be there. I understand from my wife that my daugther will be also be bringing her new boyfriend, pictured above with his hand on her shoulder poised to slide down toward her breast." - Judge Samuel A. Alito, Jr.
UPDATE: My God, the emails this has generated!
1.) No, the above painting of former President Clinton is not by Warren. Warren is a genius talent - the painting above is by a hack who was graduated from the Thomas Kinkade School of Schmooze Political Portrait Painting.
2.) Yes, the photographer pictured in the lower right hand corner is indeed yours truly - I was photographing the Bush twins (who were sporting some really hot half shirts with tight low rider jeans) as they stood in the alcove talking trash about Alito's daughter.
Drawing by Warren Craghead

I received a cell phone call late last night from Jesus Christ Our Lord - He commands you, through me, his lowly servant, to attend Friday night's opening reception for True Defenders of the Craft:Drawings by Warren Craghead.

Don't piss Jesus off - be there, or be indicted by Uncle Fitzmas.

November 4 - 26, 2005
There will be an opening reception for First Fridays, November 4, 6:00-8:00 pm, with an artist talk at 6:30 pm.
The exhibition is sponsored in part by Linda & Terry Way.

posted by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey at 10:30 AM

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