Thursday, July 17, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama Is Trying To Bust His Booty Call Nut In The Twilight Zone Of Angry, Bitter White Suburban Bible-Thumpin' Gun-Clingin' Women



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Half Black Jesus™ has a HUGE understated problem with white suburban women.

Yesterday, I had lunch with my friend Nadine.

Nadine is your typical white suburban progressive/liberal female from Northern Virginia. You know, she hates Bush, hates what's happened to the image of America throughout the world, hates that the poor little shit bag terrorists in Gitmo are being tortured by being deprived of HBO, you get the point.

Our conversation took this turn:

Me: "So, now that your nutcracker gal Hillary has been knocked out of the game, are ya gonna snort the coke up the straw for Obama?"

Nadine: "Ah, helllls naw, beyotch!"

Me: "Why not?"

Nadine: "James, if a gun is put to my head I'll vote for him. But that act would be an act of political rape and I don't want to be raped for my vote. Obama is a conniving womanizing scumbag politician who hardly has the interests of women at heart. He reminds me of these slick fast-taking arrogant yuppie scum dicks you meet at a club. You know what Obama really reminds me of?"

Me: "What?"

Nadine: "Did you ever hear of this wildly funny adult porn video game series called Booty Call?"

Me: "Must have missed that one."

Nadine: "Well, anyway, the lead character in in the series is an arrogant little womanizing white yuppie prick named Jake. The point of the Booty Call game series is that in every episode you're supposed help Jake get laid by making choices for Jake. In the series Jake is contantly talking about how he's got game with women, how big his dick is, how good he is at fucking, how cool and above it all he is, how he walks on water when it comes to women. Obama is like a black version of Jake. Jake even refers to the women in the game as, 'swettie'. If I vote for Obama, it will be because I got raped into doing so."

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