FHM's #2 Sexiest Woman In The World (John Edwards) Goes Down On Obama

What a faux populist sleaze.

Can we say "I want a cabinet position," anyone?

Thank God Transformer goddess Megan Fox captured the top spot on FHM's Sexiest Women in the World poll of FHM readers.

Hopefully, with Megan at the top of the hottie sex ticket, the John Edwards (trans)IHEARTAMERICA'SFARMERS blowjob story - with her endorsement of Obama, Edwards has literraly transformed herself from a faux populist trangendered woman of the people back into what she really is: a rich white pampered elitist prima donna - will quickly blow over during the next 24 hour news cycle.

I'm publishing a recent semi-nude photograph of Ms. Fox below.

I'm publishing it because, just like Jock Sturges, I'm all for bringing back the young, thin and white to the concept of beauty in art.

Beauty is first and foremost an abstract definition, a concept, difficult to determine. It has always been governed by history and culture. However, there is a certain degree of global consensus concerning to the notion of beauty. Not only do we define physical matter, such as humans, animals, plants or objects as beautiful, but also abstractions, such as ideas or the notion of the soul. Even Schiller in his essay “Kallias, or on the Beautiful” attempted to define beauty by means of deduction. He concluded, however, that a definition was impossible without the experience of beauty itself. And surely, at one time or another, we have all experienced some form of beauty. When we think of beauty, an individual picture quickly takes form in our minds. This picture, it seems, has something to do with a certain harmony in proportions, in symmetry, in its ability to move us. In the end, it is the precise definition of beauty that remains imprecise.

Right.

Beauty in contemporary fine art nude photography is all about fat old white men photographing young thin white girls who look like they're two to four years shy of finishing high school. Got it?

Jock Sturges must be the old bitch on her knees in front of John Edwards seen powdering the pampered nose of the rich thin white duke turned princess.