It's Not That I'm Against Amanda Beard's Nude Furless Body And P.E.T.A...

...It's Just That I'm Very Much In Favor Of Killing A Forest Of Fur-Bearing Animals For The Purpose Of Completely Covering Up The Sad Saggy Man Boobs Of Hairy Fat White Liberal Dykes Like Michael Moore.

Can A Hairy Fat White Liberal Dyke Even Have Man Boobs?!

It's Too Much Of A Postmodern Question For Me To Contemplate After Having Just Eaten A Steake For Lunch At My Favorite Place In Reston, Lakeside Inn!

I Had The New York Strip Topped With Sautéed Mushrooms And Served With A Choice Of Wild Rice Or Steamed Vegetable Medley.

I Went With The Wild Rice.

Ah, The Simple Pleasures Of Being A Meat-Eater.

Yikes! That Damn Liberal Michael Moore Looks Like A Victim Of A Celebrity Discount Experimental Transexual Operation Gone Bad That Was Performed By A Mad Russian Plastic Surgeon In Occupied South Ossetia.

All I Want To Know About P.E.T.A.'s Latest Stunt Is Whether Or Not Amanda Beard Is Truly Furless.

Amanda, We Get It.

We All Understand That Using Sex To Sell A Product, A Movement, A Political Candidate, Whatever, Is The Patriotic American Capitalist Thing To Do.

Why, Using Sex To Sell P.E.T.A.'s Bullshit Philosophy Is Almost As Sexy As Asking Americans To Continue To Shop After 9/11.

Just How Furless Is Amanda Beard?

If She Were Truly An American Patriot, Then She'd Turn Around, Face The Camera And Show Us Her Shaved Pussy, Then Turn Back Around, Bend Over, And Reveal Her Waxed Hairless Butt Crack.

Of Course, P.E.T.A. Only Uses Sex - That Is, HOT SEXY YOUNG NUDE WOMEN - To Sell Its Twisted Vision Of So-Called Animal Rights, Not Flawless Furless Air-Brushed Images Of Pornography, Right?

P.E.T.A. Is So Old School.

P.E.T.A. Needs To Step Up Its Retro Porn Game.

There Are Better Air-Brushed Nude Images Of Better Looking Meat-Eating Furless Bald Pussy Shaved Women To Be Found In The Pages Of Hustler.