Monday, August 11, 2008

Ugly Women Will Be Left Behind On The Calvin Klein Dung Heap Of Postmodern Art History



It needs to be said, so I'll say it:

Eva Mendes is one of those rare women who knows her body was sculpted by God himself (and is not one bit ashamed to admit it) and wants everyone to see it so they can feel worse about themselves.

God bless Eva Mendes for reminding ugly old angry and bitter women artists of their status in the postmodern art world...

...a postmodern art world that's all about youth and beauty and a fresh face.

...a postmodern art world that is largely controlled by angry and bitter older white guys.

...many of whom belong to the homosexual ego-stroking gay art mafia!

By the way, I happen to love this commerical. Beautifully filmed.

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