Friday, August 07, 2009

The Beach @ Assateague Island National Seashore

The Beach @ Assateague Island National Seashore
an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios
(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)
written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey
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Filmed on location at Assateague Island National Seashore.
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A most unfortunate accident happened today on the Lagoon.

It occured while most of the people were ashore at one of their native feasts.

There is a spot in the lagoon, the richest in pearl beds of any in the South Seas.

But this spot is Tabu.

Natives shun it.

Today, one of our old divers defying the superstition.

An enormous man-eating shark guards these pearls, the native believe...

Today's tragedy proves this is no superstition: the shark is there.

I trust I have the Government's approval in putting up a sign forbidding further diving in this place.

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posted by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey at 9:44 AM

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