Thursday, August 06, 2009

Journalist Is The New Idiot

Laura Ling & Euna Lee

Idiots of the Year

You know these idiot amateur mountain climbers that attempt to summit Mount McKinley - even though the tallest mountain these idiots have ever climbed is the ladder leading to their roof - then get stuck in a raging snow storm half way up and have to be rescued after loosing half their fingers and toes?

Did you know that those idiot amateur mountain climbers are billed for rescue services rendered?

What I want to know is this:

How much did it cost the U.S. taxpayers to rescue these two idiot "journalists"?

How much time on the government's dime was spent coordinating the rescue of these two idiot "journalists"?

How do a couple of idiot "journalists" wander into a hard-core communist country like North Korea in the first place?

Do these two idiot "journalists" not know how to use a handheld GPS?

Why the hell are we wasting time on these two idiot "journalists" when North Korea is threatening to build a nuclear bomb that can be attached to a missile that can be fired over Japan?

How many blowjobs did it take - and who performed them - to convince Bill Clinton to get involved in this hot Korean ghetto mess?

I guess all answers will be provided when these two idiot "journalists" when they appear on Larry King touting their book.

What can this teachable moment teach us?

Well, I think it teaches us to respect the fact the North Korea doesn't fuck around when it comes to protecting its sovereign borders from idiots that think they have the right to casually stroll around wherever the hell they want to stroll.

America could learn a lot from North Korea.

Maybe these two idiot "journalists" would be willing to share with Larry what they know about how quickly North Korean officials where able to snap their idiots dumb asses up.

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