Lindsay Lohan's Hand

"Lindsay Lohan's Hand" by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

Evil Digital Photography

Inspired by a paparazzi photograph of Lindsay Lohan.

This photograph continues my new series of black and white photographic interpretations I hope to post from time-to-time that are inspired by paparazzi photographs of celebrities that I find of some interest.

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The Ring

1
The Girl


..... Lilian Hall Davis

2
"One-round" Jack


..... Carl Brisson

3
"A friend of yours?"

4
"A very great friend."

5
"He doesn't think he can
stay a round, Jack!"

6
"Next gent, please!"

7
"One-round Jack's met his
man at last! Roll up
and see the fight of
your lives!"

8
"We heard he was good
and now we know!"

9
"We were hoping to get
married, and now you've
probably lost him his job!"

10
"A present for you from
the money I won."

11
"....and if you win this
trial fight you can be
Bob's sparring partner."

12
".... a tall, rich man!"

13
"That's me. Diamonds -
I'm going to make real
money now."

14
"He bought the bangle
because he didn't like
taking the money he
won...."

15
"....So it was really
you who gave it to
me."

16
"Then I gave it to you
for this ...."

17
"If I win the trial fight,
we'll get married the
day after!"

18
The day of Jack's fight.

19
"'eard 'ow Jack's got on
yet?"

20
"He said he'd send me
a wire."

21
"Wilt thou have this
Man to be thy wedded
husband....?"

22
"....'for better or for
worse'...."

23
"....'till death do us
part'...."

24
"Better luck next time."

25
"I think the prize at the
booth should have been
this charming bride."

26
"....anyway, now he's my
sparring partner I shall
take my revenge."

27
"I shall always be ready
to fight for my wife
against any man."

28
"Do please introduce me
to your husband."

29
"Wait for me outside."

30
"Anything wrong?"

31
"No, only go easy, that's
all."

32
"It seems as though I
shall have to fight for
my wife, after all."

33
"You've a long way to
go yet."

34
"If you win this next fight
with the nigger, you'll be
in the running for the
championship."

35
"Next time we go out,
I must take you to see
their show."

36
"....it's understood you
start training to-morrow."

37
"It's not necessary for you
to take your wife with you,
she can stay here."

38
"I'd be training for a
divorce if I left her
here!"

39
"I thought you said
you'd fight for her."

40
"She's all right, really,
the trouble is that he's
the champion, and you're
not - - yet!"

41
"Now I'd like to see
you lick that bloke
who knocked you out
at the fair..."

42
"...and get my two quid
back!"

43
"How's the old woman...?"

44
"She'll be anxiously waiting
to hear the result of
the fight."

45
"You boys must come
home with me and
celebrate."

46
"Just let me tell her
the news."

47
"The wife's not in - -
but she won't be long."

48
"This is to toast my
success - and happiness..."

49
"....but we won't drink
until the wife comes in."

50
"If I see her coming in, I
shan't tell her the result
because you will want to
surprise her."

51
"What are you standing
there for - can't you
speak?"

52
"The fight - did you
lose, then?"

53
"Then that's what the
champagne is for."

54
"I wish I'd gone on to the
club with Bob and...."

55
"I want a word with him -
I'm going to find him - now!"

56
"You must be a happy
man to-night!"

57
"We must celebrate your
win, boy!"

58
"He can try and reverse
it in the ring if he likes."

59
"We mustn't let him know
she's here."

60
"It's funny ..... I dreamt
she was here to-night."

61
"The referee for this
contest is Mr. Eugene
Corri."

62
"Don't hold, Corby."

63
"Jack....I'm with you....
in your corner."

64
"Look what I found at
the ring-side, Guv'nor."

THE END